Sean Spicer announced the White House's assault on "opioids". Is this nineteenth-century London? Is this Edwin Drood? Are "ICE" workers going to invade the opium dens of old Limehouse and throw out the Chinamen with the pillbox hats and the long clay pipes?
At one point, in the middle of his rambling stuttering stream of consciousness, Spicer also seemed to be demonizing "psychedelics".
That's funny –– I assumed that he gobbles psychedelics like pretzel M&Ms.
He also revealed that they have set "Fat Chrisser" Christie on the case to conquer the awful abuse of opioids (and presumably psychedlics) in these our States. Good thinking there. Chris has distinguished himself on the public stage for his immense self-restraint and discipline in avoiding addictive substances.
"Finally, after all these years of national suffering on a mass scale we are trying to put an end to this deleterious problem that has plagued the whole country for decades," Sean Spicer said. "I mean to say, we have found a use for Chris Christie."
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