Thursday, May 4, 2017

"Bobby Charlton Was On Anderson Cooper."

Drumpk went off on a tear, all red-faced and in a mega-confused tizzy, calling Kim Jong Un "a tow-headed tearaway with a whole lot of spunk," then praising Andrew Jackson for his expert handling of the Civil War and Reconstruction.

Everyone was outraged on CNN and the next day it was like they had forgotten all about it and were talking about new Drump doings. On the stroke of midnight the slate is all wiped clean.

That's how OVERCOMBER works –– he piles on the infamies so thick & fast you can't keep track of them all and you throw your hands up and give up and say fuck it you know what I'm going to vote for him and then commit suicide.

I was in Goodwill on Hollywood Boulevard and somebody had got rid of their Nixon ana collection. I bought three volumes of a vintage magazine just ennumerating Nixon's disgraces, all listed and illustrated. Somebody should do this with the Overcomber Don John.

MATTERS AT HAND

1. Drumpk at the lectern when somebody else is talking is a classic thing –– he just don't know where to look. His son BARREN has better self-control and focus than the father. It is well said that verily the egg don't fall far from the mothership.

2. Mike "Pfennig" Pence was saying that Drumpk is "literally each and every day frankly fighting the gale force wind of the establishment here in Washington." Firstly, why the "literally" and "frankly". Unnecessary fluff to cover up a hollow vapid core: THE BRAIN OF PENCE. But everybody is saying "frankly" this season, as I noted before so so what. Secondly, Trump is the FUCKING PRESIDENT. If he ain't the "Establishment" pray who is? Do "John" Trump and "Couldn't Give A" Pfennig still like to pretend they're alternatives, punk radicals playing in a noise band on the outskirts of town? G.G. Allin and Bloody F. Mess?

"The Oval Office."

3. Speaking of recent cliches "on the Hill," here are some that have really been doing the rounds:

"There is no there there." (Al Franken said to Big Jim Comey yesterday that "There is a there there.")

"Strongmen" –– Putin, the Filipino nutter and Kim Jong Un are all apparently "strongmen" and this is a technical term in frequent usage. Since when? I found it in a New York Times article and then everybody on CNN wanted to say it.
"Trump likes strongmen."
"Yes, but his preference is for clowns."

"Disrupt" –– when I wrote my PhD everybody loved to speak of "subversion" and "transgression" and now they vaunt "disruption" but really it's all the same fucking thing, innit? Ivanka talks about "disrupting" things in her new book. Time to stop disrupting right now methinks. What's the opposite of disrupting? Like Pete Seeger says, "ORGANIZE!"

4. I was watching the CNN pundits. They come and they go in rapid rotation. It's dizzying. They do the circuits. Jeffrey Lord must get home to his centenarian mother in the Chesapeake Bay so he doesn't do Don Lemon. But I was shocked and stunned when I saw SIR BOBBY CHARLTON the Manchester United and England veteran serving as a pundit on Anderson Cooper.



It was shocking because I had no idea Bobby Charlton was an expert on Trump targeting libel laws. 



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