Showing posts with label Hope Hicks puns. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Hope Hicks puns. Show all posts

Thursday, March 1, 2018

"Hope Hicks Jokes."

Has anybody made this joke yet? I've been out of the "Foggy Bottom loop" because I'm working as a temp in a laboratory and I haven't been able to watch CNN twenty-six hours a day like usual.

"Trump's lost Hope."

"Trump is now more Hopeless than ever.'

"Fucking Hopeless."

There is further fun to be had from this woman's name that sounds like a classic character from a comic book (Lois and Lucy Lane, Lana Lang, Wally West, Peter Parker &c. &c.).

"Trump Loses Hicks."

"Hicks No Longer Supporting Trump."

"Trump Abandoned by Those Knuckle-Dragging Hayseeds and Mouth-Breather Hillbillies Who Voted Him Into Power."

Lastly, my wife said last night, "Define a white lie anyway."

I cracked back: "Lies by white people."